Thursday, August 02, 2007

Return You Must!



Episode III : Return of the Poodle

When we last saw our hero, he was being brainwashed by Darth Vader into believing that his true identity was Poodle Deathstar! After a long drawn out battle, the details of which we will likely never know, Poodle was apparently rescued and deprogrammed by Yoda. (Thanks Yoda! ) Equipped with a shoddily made spaceship, Poodle was sent on his way back to Earth. Lacking navigation devices, Poodle sadly missed Roswell NM, (where this type of thing is normal) and touched down in Southeastern Colorado instead. I got the call to come pick him up last weekend.


Poodle seemed lightly stunned from the rough landing, but recovered enough on the way home to pose for a photo in New Mexico before passing out again. Poor Poodle. He loves those volcanos.